“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man
look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though
THE BRICKS
Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall
“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off. flawless
"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"
“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective.
"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage
"Team:" <- probably TOO inclusive
"For those whom it may concern" - hillariously unspecific, you can decide whether it apples to you or not. Formal, but funny.
“Alright Gang” <- only Moms say this
Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults
HOT DRAGON FACT
some can breathe fire
COOL DRAGON FACT
some can breathe ice
SHOCKING DRAGON FACT
some can breathe lightning
SICK DRAGON FACT
Some can throw up
Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.
Can't wait for the submersible DLC
I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.
Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.




















