R.O.B.-Bot

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gimmeblood
grimeclown

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

wizardshark

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

neongoth94
cometcrystal

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

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sushinfood

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

joons

THE BRICKS

cartoonology

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

dkpsyhog

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

neongoth94
griancraft

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

bird-cannibalism

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

rougey

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

findingfeather

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

1863-project

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

athelind

"Team:" <- probably TOO inclusive

tree-of-blue-squirrel

"For those whom it may concern" - hillariously unspecific, you can decide whether it apples to you or not. Formal, but funny.

toonirl

“Alright Gang” <- only Moms say this

phillypu
alpha-beta-gamer

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

luckyhobbitsfoot

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

deejay

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rad-roach

I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.